what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.